Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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