i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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