after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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