Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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