chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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