Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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