I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I will be naked everywhere
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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