That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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