So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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