What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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