My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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