but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
