Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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