he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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