Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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