i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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