Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
where are you?
Hypothermia
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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