she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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