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(917): View more from New York City

My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.

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(303): View more from Colorado

you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

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(317): View more from Indiana

The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.

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(513): View more from Ohio

hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team

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(515): View more from Iowa

Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?

(919): View more from North Carolina

You might end up in the wrong class.

(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.

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(516): View more from New York

This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.

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