Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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