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I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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