ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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