i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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