I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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