***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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