ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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