id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
the raccoons are back...
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