Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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