If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We need to feng shui this bitch.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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