No more Irish car bombs ever.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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