i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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