I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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