the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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