I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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