Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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