u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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