Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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