is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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