I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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