i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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