So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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