just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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