That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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