So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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