i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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