So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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