i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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