hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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