brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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