Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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