all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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