Nicole vs. Life
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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