If that was your dad, he is hot
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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