oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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