windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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